ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
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It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
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Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
MIDGETS
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we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
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