So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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