Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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