Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Blood and glitter go together right?
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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