that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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