RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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