we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
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So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
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I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
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He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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