Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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