she woke up with a sticky ear
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
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If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
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Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
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