he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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