Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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