physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
then he tried to convert me to islam
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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