i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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