One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
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So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
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I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
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