I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
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