the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Randomize
