he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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