I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
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sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
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Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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