Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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