Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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