She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
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my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
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She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize