Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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