Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
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and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
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It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
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