What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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