Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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