yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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