Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
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I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
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It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
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