is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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