I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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