woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
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At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
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I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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