dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
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Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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