And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
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Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
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Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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