the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
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