just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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