It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
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