Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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