their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
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I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
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Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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