It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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