I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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