For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I got her a Nickelback box set.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
