Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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