used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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