I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Randomize
