I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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