Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
Randomize
