The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
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Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
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I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
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