that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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