how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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