thus making me awesome and them whores
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
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I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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