Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
two words: eviction party
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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