garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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