Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
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