Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Randomize
